What if The Hulk Had to take a shit
26.09.26
There aren't many toilets that The Hulk can fit in neither irl nor in-universe, I haven't checked. But still the hulk CAN find ways to relieve himself but the issue comes where he needs to wash his reactor inbetween his two greens, and I was wondering well since he can't fit to any porcelain thrones he also cannot wash his ass, then it came to me.. He could probably use an elephant as a bidet! You know how elephants take water from their nose and spread it around and stuff probably, well imagine if one elephant was hired specifically to wash The Hulks ass and he practiced his nose water pressure to really clean those browns on the greens. But again, It wouldn't be an easy job, what if The Hulk had explosive diarhea, imagine The Hulks and the elephants stream clashing like that scene from Harry Potter when he clashes his red beam with voldemorts green beam and they fight in the middle, one shall eventually overcome and its all up to how much shit the hulk has and how much water the elephant has. Good luck the elephant..